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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

ridder215 7

Friday 22 October 2010 12:20

Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?

FFML_314 11

Friday 22 October 2010 12:27

Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.

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ghad25 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:41

this ones kinda ****** up I couldnt laugh at this

sanitizzer 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 0:46

I smell BULLSHIT!

stuckinoz 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:56

I agree. this seems like totally b.s.

sexygummybear13 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:10

haha I love you!

smurf1 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:17

OMG that's horrible!!

zebra22 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:40

I'm sure you are a dumb ass. && it looks to me that you no everything so shut up.. your welcome joshh:D

phreshboi 1

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:46

true...

Seddah 3

Saturday 23 October 2010 4:56

Wow. That super sucks, dude. Hopefully you're doing better now and have a job in a less mugger-friendly area.

sammie25 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:05

WTF, are you ok now?

brownlace 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 5:48

?!!? what?!

corytheboss 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:05

I think I'm in love :)

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Run!

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