Love: Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding...

By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By fmlll - 28/08/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML

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Happy now?

By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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JillianBall 18

Wednesday 14 December 2011 11:46

Aw I'm sorry :(

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 14 December 2011 11:49

Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?

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_011235813_ 11

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:07

Could have been the parents. Either way, FYL. Get your ring back. Sorry OP.

zobara 29

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:12

Better a "no" this way, instead of a "no" in front of your friends & parents. Be gratefull she shows her real face and let her go (but take the ring back first)

RadikulRam 16

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:13

(Reply to #2 FML is poorly made replies often do not actually reply.) #2 Her parents going around his house, and his sock drawers at the right time? Not likely.

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:49

You'd be surprised at how many couples live with the parents of one or the other of them. Not really the most stable place to start a relationship from, but then, that would also explain the no.

TylerOMFG 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:17

LMFAO owned! But sorry that she couldn't do it to your face, how low of her.

cheefer 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:17

"give me back the ring or I'll bang your sister!"

PeachyJinx 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:33

Wow. That's ******. At least you don't have to spend the rest of your life with her. (: & I hope you get your ring back (if it was stolen)

kareltje 17

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:40

Shit! That really DOES suck... Sorry, OP. But in any case you know where you stand now. Find someone who IS worthy of you.

Androidz 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:43

If she stole the ring you can sue her for theft. FYL OP I'm sorry that happened. If my girlfriend did that I'd be crushed.

ilovefall10 21

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:48

Wow, that's just cold . She had no reason to even be snooping around. She also doesn't have premission to keep the ring! She could of at least came to you and explain why she doesn't want to get married. The why she did it was childish and harsh. I say , get the ring back and keep it for the future. If she refuses to give it back, then it's time to call the police. Cause I think that's a type of crime. I'm sure your a nice enough guy OP. You'll get another chance at love.