This is clearly a lie. An armless man would not be able to go anywhere without a nurse or assistant to perform tasks such as pressing an elevator button. He obviously couldn't have DRIVEN to work. If, as the OP says, the man was the only person on the elevator ("the man on the elevator" implies that this was the only man on the elevator, and the usage indicates that he was the only person on the elevator), how did he press his own button? There is absolutely no reason for an armless man to be in a workplace OR an elevator. I am so sick of these stupid lying pricks. You think that because you came up with a funny circumstance, it just HAS to be on this site. People like you cast doubt on the real FMLs, making them MUCH less funny. If you have to relate this idea to somebody, go up to a friend and say "hey, wouldn't this be funny?" Don't put it on a site where real people are confessing the utter crapiness of their lives.

He used his penis. Oh wait, how does he get hard?

This made me so horny that I am now fingering my bumhole and licking the poop off of my finger!

oh my god thats terrible but you didn't mean it of course cause you were looking for your phone not paying any attention to whoever else was in the elevator

how does one not notice someone with no arms..... how often do you see that

Well then it wasn't Alvin Law.....

Maybe he HASN'T gotten used to it yet. Who knows when he became armless, whether it was from birth or from one month ago.

yeah thats pretty bad if it isnt fake. i've met two armless people before, both seemed pretty independant & they've pretty much proved the can do challenging, everyday things without arms. so i doubt pushing a button wasn't the most difficult shit they've ever come across

Oh my god sorry that happened,hope you explained that to him that you didnt know that he had no arms.

lol im sorry but i laughed, that isnt your fault you didnt notice, your were just busy