Kids: Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when... - FML

By vin_dex - 05/12/2013 05:40 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

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vin_dex 8

Friday 6 December 2013 6:45

OP, hi! I can definitely be talkative sometimes, but that's actually not what happened here. I was at my friend's house and we were trying to pick a movie to watch when I noticed they had Aladdin. We got into a silly argument over whether to watch that or some action flick when I started dramatically singing and talking about all my favorite Disney princesses for laughs. Little did I know, during that time, my friend's little sister had wandered in and was staring at me. The whole room quieted down and then we heard that little bit of sass- "You definitely need to calm down." We all laughed so hard we cried.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Thursday 5 December 2013 16:24

This just means you weren't singing "Part of Your World" loud enough. Try harder!

zahra_786 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 16:22

You can never be too old for Disney! :)

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Principessa101 20

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:03

If I had a dollar for every time I gushed about Disney, I'd be rich. :D My younger cousin sometimes looks at me like I'm insane, but I don't let it bother me. Disney's nostalgic for me. :D

Jayessicar 2

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:26

Never over excited when it comes to Disney

britishbums 8

Friday 14 March 2014 22:32

Haha reminds me of me when I was in my science class and my friend was like "everybody wants to" and I started singing everybody wants to be a cat from the Aristocats and they all looked at me blankly and were "like what the hell you're so weird" lol

fristinkristin 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 11:11

Omg that's me! Hopefully I don't meet any mean little girls :[

MehrunesDagon456 20

Monday 29 September 2014 5:07

I'm ten and I play the elder scrolls oblivion.. I'm not hating, I just think it's stupid. ._. Please don't bury this comment with the worms..

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 4 May 2016 3:53

Disney's awesome.

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