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... and how many dates has this gotten you? Speaking as a woman, the "dating rules" you speak of make you sound like a cocky jerk. If you acted this way around me or the women I know, we would read it as "person to avoid in all situations." Confidence is good. Thinking of the women you're attracted to as beneath you? Not so much.
i agree with #15 dude, if you took that much time to write that you need a life
If you cannot find an excuse to talk to a girl you sit next to in class, you are too pathetic to acknowledge in the real world. Usually, there's time before class, maybe a little after class and sometimes when the prof is fiddling with the projectors or whatever. Here are some suggestions: Excuse me. May I borrow a pencil? May I borrow a sheet of paper? Don't you think our prof is a dork/dick/genius? Was the assignment due today? Did you find it difficult? It took me hours! Do you have the exact time? (Look like you are trying to set your watch.) What's your major? Are you a pre-med? Will you give me a Dirty Sanchez? Memorize them. Rehearse them. And let them get your lame ass noticed.
Haha, damn you, you beat me to it! Although I was going to say he should have used a pickup line, such as, "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" Go to bed.
Oh **** so the guy who asked for a pen today was hitting on me? ... I didn't even look at his face lol
Yeah, that pen was the most phallic thing he thought he could ask you for. :)
idk i can see how you would be upset that she didnt even RECOGNIZE you, but still you should have gotten over shyness (which im assuming you have if you havent even spoken a single word to her) and at least said something. for crying out loud.
Megaduche!!
I like how everyone assumes he was too shy to say anything to her ever. I mean, yeah, that could be the case, but if that's true then the conversation would have gone too awkwardly for her to ask anything about him, I would think. Meaning, he spoke confidently to her, and did it a lot, during the conversation. He probably HAS said some minor things to her before, or he's spoken in front of the class several times. It is really, really hard to not recognize somebody you sit right next to, too, even if they never speak. It sounds to me like the girl was pretty self-absorbed. I mean, jeez, it's only been a few days into my classes, and I already recognize some of the people in them... not a lot, but obviously the few who stand out and some others, and some of them don't sit anywhere near me. I don't know any of their names yet, but really... fairly difficult to not recognize someone you see every day who sits next to you.
I agree. When I was in highschool there were some people that didn't even have the same classes as me, nor did I ever speak to them...I still knew who most of them were and at least recognized that they go to my school.
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Uh oh, the girl you want to get with doesn't know you exist. Your life clearly sucks.
O_o well then tell her you sit to the left of her in biology! Maybe she'll feel a bit bad about it and you'll be able to use that to get her to go out with you?