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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

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By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 301

You deserved it 3 584

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 033

You deserved it 4 901

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 177

You deserved it 626

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 838

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 568

You deserved it 796

Skinny girl

By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 586

You deserved it 1 956

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 185

You deserved it 12 448

By itisthedude - 10/09/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 823

You deserved it 76 629

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 673

You deserved it 62 594

AmpulexCompressa 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:39

Uh oh, the girl you want to get with doesn't know you exist. Your life clearly sucks.

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:41

O_o well then tell her you sit to the left of her in biology! Maybe she'll feel a bit bad about it and you'll be able to use that to get her to go out with you?

Comments

jessicaislameee 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:06

lmfao story of my life

GothicPanda 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:30

@pimpin88 (#44) I think you're one of those guys that I would punch in the face when I meet you for the first time @OP: aww speak up a little. Girls dont bite. They may be mean but you never know until you talk to them. So next time you like someone speak up!!! ^.^

DresdenB17 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:48

they should have grammar and spell check on this site. too many morons get their dumbass stories published

DresdenB17 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:49

lol boy have I got egg on my face. clicked on the wrong fml to criticize. shoot

DovdGraaf 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 15:52

That's really not good for your selfesteem but hey, she knows you excist now! SMILE!

Whatsername515 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:07

^What #1 said. Not a "FML" or a "YDI." This is more like a "who ******* cares."

p3kpek 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:11

rofl , that some honest FML . awkwardddd

rcjamie 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:16

a girl you haven't even spoken to doesn't know you, boo hoo, get some balls dude!

visage 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 19:19

YDI for one very simple reason: take your tail from between your legs, get your balls from your Mum's purse and make your presence known. She isn't going to throw herself at you while screaming "Take me!!!"