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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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Skinny girl

By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By itisthedude - 10/09/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML

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AmpulexCompressa 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:39

Uh oh, the girl you want to get with doesn't know you exist. Your life clearly sucks.

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:41

O_o well then tell her you sit to the left of her in biology! Maybe she'll feel a bit bad about it and you'll be able to use that to get her to go out with you?

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bexox 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:20

Yeah, he's just regurgitating stuff from "The Pick Up Artist" anyway.

bexox 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:27

I agree with Lymm. I HATE arrogant, cocky guys. That is the biggest turn-off to me. pimpin, you should talk to women outside of trying to pick them up sometime. I only go for nice, sensitive guys, never those "player" types.

Jonathan33 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:38

don't be so down on ur self. at least she knows who u are now! yaaay. now go home and ********** to her as usual.

CherishFlowers 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:45

Personally, I think you all are taking this post too seriously.

roxy_rescue 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:54

At least you have the courage to talk to her :)

Unregistered 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:16

**** off femenists christ is there no end to your ******* bitching its fml not the ******* femenist club for lezbines and neglected woman

Capacop 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:21

Wow.Honestly,Either your really quiet or she doesn't like you for not having balls because you can't talk.Just grow some and GET IN THERE[:

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:03

89, you take flowers too seriously.

bexox 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:18

Pimpin88 - 1. I guarantee I could see through your bullshit if I were to meet you. I guarantee it. I almost wish I could just so I could mess with your Ed Hardy-clad little head. 2. Seeing that I am a female and all, I think I can say that women have a sex drive too. Don't be so proud that you actually managed to have sex. Lots of women want to have one night stands or put out quickly either because they have self-esteem issues or because they're just really horny and you're just attractive enough to not make them puke at the thought of it.