By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - 25/01/2013 18:51 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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renaee 13

*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...

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ghirahim 5

LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...

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wsdarrah 14

Oh my god! I love the grapist! :D "She's begging for it! She's begging to be graped. I mean, look at what she's wearing!"

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UsagiArwen 23

Okay so...I didn't start laughing until I read Op's name. Then I couldn't stop laughing until I was crying. That was absolutely hysterical. FYL op, but damn do you know how to make a good fml.

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AngrySailor 17

Was there a sinister midget with a bucket an' a mop where the blood goes down the drain?

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Satoaoi 13

lol well someone has an odd sense of humor

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mtlfenix 7

How inconspicuous!! Don't worry OP. In 15 year old talk, RAPE DUNGEON = MASTURBATION CORNER ... The most gruesome thing in there? Crispy kleenexes all over the room .. Just wash your hands if touch anything and you'll be fine

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diva239 8

That's creepy. I wouldn't stay with him if I were you!

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xRezSynn 15

Jump out the window and never go back?

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