By vagina dentata for christmas, pls - 25/01/2013 18:51 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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renaee 13

*Shudders* In this case I wouldn't want to know what went on behind closed doors...

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ghirahim 5

LOL at op's name ! But that's seriously creepy...

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AssTard 15

What kind of "torture weapons" were in there?

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inumiko 12

lol the brilliant name OP! Especially since I saw Teeth a couple of weeks ago. XD ouchy!

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Valiumknights44 12

Are you by chance dating Christian Grey?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

The best-case scenario is that the dude lives with a roommate with bad taste in humor who posted the sign because he thinks it's funny. If I lived with a roommate who pulled stuff like that I'd be having some rather strong words with him.

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SousapCody 6

I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth!!!!!

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ozpunker 20

I highly doubt that it is a serious sign... no one really has dungeons anymore.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I would if I could. Dungeons rock. The rape is just icing on the cake.

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BrandiLush 31

I need to make some of those signs and bring them to work. I work in a prison.

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HWpopster 7

Did he lock the door after you got inside ?

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PhoenixRose4 5

Does he live with other guys? Could've been a room mate tryna mess with him bringing a girl home

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japtap81 16

If ur willing to go to his room or house in the first place then why are u worried over the sign? U can't rape the willing. But if u dump him send him my way ill put his "rape dungeon" to shame making it look like child's play

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Valiumknights44 12

just because you're willing to go to someone's house or bedroom doesn't mean you're willing to have sex with them. Just saying...

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