Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used...

By kitty shah - 17/06/2012 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 803

Matching

By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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No ragrets

By Isabel - 19/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML

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You deserved it 651

By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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Average White Sox fan

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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You deserved it 110

By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - 18/12/2012 21:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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amandalillian 27

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

At least you're economical?

lotrgeek 10

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.

Comments

myndmelt 4

Monday 18 June 2012 18:29

Hey take it as a compliment. He is saying that you're electric!

LeHipster 0

Monday 18 June 2012 20:25

lol the harsh but funny love

mscat 0

Monday 18 June 2012 21:29

The Pius is not cheap!

charvisioku 22

Monday 18 June 2012 22:22

What a shit analogy xD

nazishooter 0

Monday 18 June 2012 22:59

U were getting a tattoo on ur but

hallow239 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 0:41

Haha! You got owned

shorty1015 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:11

You should've said if im a Prius what does that make you? A white trash van? I think so...be better. Come at them harder. :)

aimeesea75 16

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:51

If you are so judgmental that you think lesser of people who have tattoos, then you're not even a Pruis, you're that damn junker that the owners only keep around because they have no way of getting rid of it.[/end rant]