By Jenievonteese - 12/06/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML
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YacL 15

This FML made me shudder with disgust at the thought of it. I can't stand bugs.

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tsim_fml 0

atleast it wasn't goo from your boyfriend's woodroach.

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ATSViper 15

I cringed at the thought of that happening....nasty

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tayruru 0

I'd seriously cry and freak the **** out, that's horrible! ;A;

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Chinnithy 0

Go back to sleep and dream of it being a butterfly again?

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Fohz 9

Funny that I was more disturbed by the thought of a butterfly stuck in her hair. I was sort of relieved to find out it was just a roach.

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Livinia 11

At least your dreams are pleasant.

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lovedawg 0

You have bad dreams?

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Keyman1212 14

Orkin will look out for those pesky motherfuckers driving around in your neighborhood in low riding chopped cars. Kinda like the police in nice neighborhoods keep the ethnic people out... Damn racists.

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xCocobirdx 0

Omg, that sucks ;A; I would've fainted lol!

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jameskills 0

Fainted? Id hate that more, think of it crawling everywere on u. :(

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blinkingstarlet 15

omfg ewww... FYL but YDI for having roaches. gross I would have flipped the **** out!

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blackxlinerxrun 0

even clean homes attract bugs, especially if it's been raining. weather has a lot to do with it.

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nikki1118 0

wood roaches aren't the same as household roaches. they're usually referred to as Smoky Brown roaches. google it and learn something

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btstig 11

your a dumbass. Ydi for having roaches what a ******* stupid comment. If you live in the south you learn to kill them bitches it's a way of life.

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