By fingerhut - 03/03/2012 08:27 - United States

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9

That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

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roafteth 4

Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

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Enslaved 36

For some reason this FML reminded me of the movie "Friday" with Smokey pooping outdoors and crackhead Ezal walking by. Lol

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DocBastard 38

"Hey, Smokey's back here takin' a shit!"

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soccerdude79 0

You could've just took a shit on someones lawn

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perdix 29

If it was one of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp papers, your shit would be completely camouflaged in the reams of crap you are carrying around.

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Aoifexzx 3

Could have been worse, you could have been running in the Olympics.

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lol2011 0

Going to play temple run tell u all if I get a mill

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OfficeNinja 5

You were jogging, with the Sunday paper, on a Saturday. Now the full effects of legal medicinal marijuana are known.

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perdix 29

Did you get "the runs?"

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neverdrinkSODA 12

Want better results in half the time?? Try HIIT!!

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