By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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Syn_fml 0

Well maybe you shouldn't oink in bed.

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purple5 0

Hahaha, sorry...I kinda find that hilarious! :L It's something I'd laugh about anyway... lol@10

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Ughsucks 0

Maybe you should lose weight so your moans don't sound like oinks?

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Frolly_fml 0

At least he didn't say you look like a pig.

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XvxvX 0

Well, some men don't like oinking and squeeling in bed

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genius_man16 0

#8 It's not so much about "accommodating their sexual responses to him" it's about not annoying/distracting him while their doing the naughty business If a girl is doing something that bothers me (it wouldn't be moaning, lol) during sex i'm going to be thinking about that and not about having sex, which isn't good. to the OP: that does kind of suck, but I wouldn't read too much into it, I guess he just doesn't like when girls moan *shrug*

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peanutbutterfly 0

i agree with #8 give him the exact opposite and just lay there maybe then he will appreciate your apparent "pig noises"

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