By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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sarcasm_ftw 0

be careful if he calls you "babe" it might have mixed messages now

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AmberHall 2

Next time just lie there and give no indication that you are enjoying it at all. That will irritate him even more. He sounds insensitive and a bit arrogant expecting people to accommodate their sexual responses to him

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XvxvX 0

Oh and btw u idiots... Swine flu isnt freakin caused by pigs. IT ISNT!!

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xkonstantine125x 7

Well if it makes you feel better I was having sex with my gf at the time and as she was really getting into it, Dave the Barbarian cartoon came on the tv, and I completely stopped and proceeded to watch Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy :]

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

I seriously hope you got up from the bed and dumped him right that moment, if you have any self respect. D:

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fermata 0

Ouch that really sucks. He sounds like a jerk. I mean, constructive criticisms are always welcome, and being shushed in bed can be pretty hot, but no one likes being told that her moans sound like "pig sounds". That's plain mean and insulting. An accidental knee cap in the balls, hard, is looking to be quite appealing now.

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OmniscientCake 0

Meh... I hate it when girls moan. It just sounds like, enjoying it or not, rape. It's a sound that makes me cry.

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demonkey_fml 4

Dump him, you'll never feel comfortable having sex (with him) again if you don't. Talk about ruining the moment!

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EMR_fml 0

FYL but this made me picture an x-rated version of the muppets with Kermit and Miss Piggy having sex. Kind of hot actually

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24788 6

lol, he likes it rough that's all.

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fmlAllStar7274 0

#84- WTF?!?!?!? And seriously, I like it when the girl moans but I would do the same thing if it sounded like a pig.... I mean, try a different thing. Also, if the sex wuz already good, why try and make it better? you should have just left it as it was and enjoyed the moment :P

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Puolukka 4

#82 How can you confuse moaning because you're turned on with someone screaming in fear and pain when they're being raped?! I'm pretty sure rape victims don't MOAN...they scream bloody hell...and not because of pleasure...

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