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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 699
You deserved it 275 706

Top comments

take_it_ez 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

Comments

I hope it just broke bones and your wife still wonders where the scratches came from. YDI and more for cheating on your wife

spd2fst4u 5

nothing worse than a cheater. as far as relationships go that is.

That's dedication, I give you mad props. Be forewarned bro, when broads do that they want your wife to find out so be careful.

do you really expect anyone to feel bad for you? ydi for being a lying cheating bastard

You also posted a story that can easily identify you and your cheating on the Internet. YDI dumbass.

You totally deserved it. It is too bad that your wife did not find out...I hope she does and dumps you

so basically not only are you a ****** douchebag but your also a dumb ass. congrats

you shoulda just said I don't know where that is from. your a disgrace to all cheaters

leabug 0

your such a dumb ass it never pays off to cheat. cheating is like lying its a waste of time and effort because your always trying to cover it up with another lie so divorce your wife and stay single that way you can do what the hell you please you douche bag. because your wife needs someone that will never cheat on her with a hoer or lie about it SHE NEEDS A REAL MAN

Doomire 0

cheaters need to learn that when you cheat once your wife will eventually find out or you will tell her out of guilt.