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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 699
You deserved it 275 706

Top comments

take_it_ez 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

Comments

I feel so bad for you, OP. Perhaps it's not too late to claim that the reason you threw yourself down the stairs and have scratches on your back is that you enjoy hurting yourself.

Well, you know what they say, karma's a bitch, ******.

I've so been there! Burn with lighters, buddys pucnhing you in the neck, draging blades down the neck! Ah! The life of being a *****

xbraddx 0

your an idiot falling down the stair wouldn't make marks like that use your head if your gunna do stiff like that

have you tried this before an damaged your brain you dumbass...

This has GOT to be fake. Who is dumb enough to have an affair, hurt yourself on purpose for your own sake, and then post it on this site expecting for sympathy? I REALLY hope you made this up just for the reactions. If not, then congrats--you just won the award for the biggest dumbass douchbaggery tool.

seabrook 7

watch her read this please. fyl :)

melonsmasherrr 0

you need to go to he'll. you need ******* help. don't cheat on our wife. you needed to die. seriously get a divorce you dumbass cheater