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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

partyman007 0

i got to say epic win cuz now your other bitch wont know lol

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jacepooh 0

wow ur fukin stupid I hope ur wife divorces ur ass

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sourgirl101 28

Too bad that fall didn't kill you loser.

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Zic_fml 7

that was actually pretty smart imo.

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skyeyez9 24

Asshole: While you were out ******* that tramp, your wife was probably at home caring for your children and cooking dinner so it would be ready when you came home from 'work.' I hope she finds out and leaves you. And your mistress is even worse for knowingly screwing a married man.

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FuckMyLife195 0

******* dumbass. hope your stuck in a chair paralyzed so you can never **** again ^_^ and I hope your wife leaves :D

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rockyraccoon28 8

uh YDI for cheating.

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mrmaks18 7

lay off the op Folkes the guy was having marital probs so found comfort elsewhere realised it was a mistake threw himself down the stairs to say he got scratched when someone pushed him been to hospital and posted an fml for sympathy?

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