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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

jdot1122 0

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

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ileenefudge 29

Mans gotta stay faithful to his girl/ wife or stay single. It's really not that hard to stay faithful

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dubstep87 0

god men are sooo stupid when it comes to cheating lol first off!! WTF r u doing having an affair in the same city you live in??? god ur dumb u deserve it for not being to smart haha

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loriaking18 0

you are a peace of shit!

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Fear_Der_Nacht 0

cheatin ass bitch, u give men a bad name

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angela_gail2010 0

you are such a low life. and disgusting. you are married you obviously don't love her you jerk. you need to get a divorce…

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Rick_S 3

Can't click YDI enough!

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snoogs 0

Imagine the 7 FML subscribers that are dumping their astonished boyfriends as they lay in hospital beds after rolling down some stairs

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LeftAngle 7

Wow, so you're a class A scumbag AND moron! Congratulations!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You're cheating on your wife and you threw YOURSELF down a flight of stairs? And you expect us to feel some sort of sympathy for you? HAHAHAHAHA.

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