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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

Gigglebear 9

Try keeping it in your pants, you douche.

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afallingstar 22

you definatly deserved that you filthy cheater...of course if you got caught you could have always claimed "sex addiction" like Tiger woods

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brainonska08 0

you are retarded. ydi for cheating and for being stupid enough to throw yourself down the stairs. your wife deserves soo much better. what a waste of life you are.

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simple41 0

too bad you didn't break your neck and die you stupid cheating **** I hope karma gets you and you do die you **** head rot in hell

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tiffyc011 0

quick ? was it worth it dumbass

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PhillyFox 0

Do us a favor next time. Throw yourself off a bridge and rid us of your stupidity, and your wife of a jackass husband. I can't believe you're expecting sympathy, or somehow think this was out of your control. If you're that desperate to risk severe injuries to save your own lying ass, it's time to either divorce your wife or keep it in your pants. Either way, stop acting like a coward and man up.

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