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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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HobsCrk 1

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:33

Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?

MidnightBlossom 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:28

Ahhh, young love and first dates.

Comments

elpacino32605 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:40

1. 15 yr olds don't go to dinner. In N Out isn't classified and goin out to dinner. 2. yea what 8 said. it's your first date but he is already your BF? and you'll also be pregnant before you have sex right!? 3. yea they are called rules, even grown ups have them. so ask permission next time. only difference is we get dragged out in handcuffs. 4. Good job OP's Father!!!!

slow_cheetah101 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:47

It makes sense that he's her boyfriend yet its their first date. I'm 15 and I have a boyfriend and we had our first date like last month. Basically, they've been* together but that was the first time they were out on an actual date. I'm sure they got to know eachother at school or something.

elpacino32605 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:09

I'll agree to that...but it's not as funny touché little one!

elpacino32605 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:19

oh and just saying that they should probably date before they agree to be BF/GF...they seemed to have skipped a step

crazytay 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:58

your 15 not 18

insert_nam_here 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:17

her dad overreacted he could have just grounded her when she got back or something, adults need to learn to respect that their kids are growing up and that they might have to change some family rules

elpacino32605 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:22

no! it's because parents are takin it easier on their kids nowadays that kids are turning out to be such spoiled little punks! kids needs guidance...or else they'll be doing everything their friends tell them to do...drugs, sex, etc. most friends don't encourage school and manners.