Not sure I get the reasoning there - he's to dumb to have sex, so he should do something even dumber and wait for marriage? Hmmm - I guess it would reduce his chances to hurt himself ...

Marriage? No, just get neutered. There's too many people as it is, and adding more idiots to the gene pool will only make our problem worse.

Actually he's right. You can't have sex before marriage or it's sin. Though its sin either way.

You really think any deity in existance gives a shit about such minutiae?

Dear god waht are you Jesus?

#129; are you 8 or something?!?! it's ******* natural!!!! if god didn't want people doing it, he wouldn't have created penises and vaginas, now, would he?! how do you think you were born?

okay. how did you get on this earth? its not a sin. Sex usually doesn't hurt anyone and without it we, you, and everyone else wouldn't be alive. so stop acting like an idiot

having sex before marrige is a sin

It is. And if u don't take it, whatever. Just realize its your life. And yes, God did put us on the Earth to have sex. After marriage. Dumbass.

haha i agree

Me and my boyfriend do that position all the time and he's never slapped his balls before. Actually, I don't think he's ever missed slapping my ass at all. Practice makes perfect, my friend. I still don't understand how it happened, though. Okay, she's on top, you go to slap her ass. Were you in mid-thrust so your hips were raised? I wish my boyfriend wasn't at work right now so we can recreate this scenario and see how it's possible.

you're creepy, sickinlove

How? 'Cause I want to recreate this with my boyfriend? Yep, reallllly creepy.

Yeeah, I've been in this position many times with my boyfriend as well, and don't even see how that could work. This is mind boggling!

Me? If so: what failure did I admit?

If you do recreate it, make a video!

lmfao Dude, you're only 14. vtmust, nevermind, I just realized you were commenting on the comment before mine. haha. Sorry.

hey now, i know a guy who can fall over, standing totally still on a flat surface. He did this once, and i was like "what happened!?" and he just said "I don't know". trust me, there are some damn uncoordinated people out there. this kind of thing would totally happen to him... if he ever has sex

Sex with strangers doesn't equal STDs. I mean, yeah, if you're frequently sleeping with a large number of different people, especially if you meet them at bars/parties when everyone's drunk and so perhaps less likely to use contraception correctly, then obviously you're at a higher risk. But people in long-term, monogamous relationships can get STDs too; the infections can lie dormant in your body with no sypmtoms for months or years, and your partner might lie about their sexual history. STDs don't care about the social context, so there's no need to judge.

Well what should he write? "Today i was having sex with my cousins friends sisters exes daughter"?

Actually, one time is enough to get an STD. Just has to be the right person. If you really want to avoid STD's, you should only sleep with people who don't have sex... oh wait...

exactly i dont think who its was has anything to do with the FML.