By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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people have said this already, and if you've had sex before you would know how this is possible. The girl is on top riding him and he reaches behind to smack her butt... it's possible to hit your nuts in the process if you have horrible coordination xD

crazy_legs_mcgee 0

Or maybe they were doggy style and he's just really, really fails at sex.

it's just not possible to slap your balls while going doggy style, lol.

Mancub 0

I'm really pissed off. I submitted this same story about 2 months ago and FML didn't put it up. That's right, I'm jealous b/c other people aren't laughing at my embarrassment and pain. FML

The worst part was you probably had to play it off like nothing happened.

Hahahahahahahaha. Guys, the girl was probably on top, and he tried to smack her ass while they were going at it. With balls slapping against asscheeks and whatnot, this is entirely possible. FYL, that must've killed the mood. Did you keep going?

YDI. Many girls also don't like it when you slap their asses. Then again, if she's "a girl" and not your girlfriend or something, maybe she's slutty.

I think you have that reversed, many girls actually like that so idk where you learned that most didn't.

HalfBludPrincess 0

They didn't say MOST, they said MANY

Right, because only "slutty" girls would like anything like a slap on the ass. What a prudish view on female sexuality. Besides saying "a girl" doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't dating.

um i've only had sex with people i've been in long-term relationships with, so i dont think of myself as a ****. but i like having my ass slapped. so where does that put me in your categories?

Rawrrr14 0

lmfao! I love how everyone is trying to figure out the position.