Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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fudgemeister 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:53

rofl... just rofl.

lich_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:53

at least you got laid.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:01

That sux! Maybe next time you should be on top ;-)

SystemicThought 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:08

I did that last Tuesday. It was definitely a boner-killer. The palm caught the butt but the finger tips hit me.

waitenr 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:39

I have totally done that before!!!! omfg it sucks! Im surprised i kept a boner!

ZuRG_fml 7

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:42

This happened to me once. Position was cowgirl. sucked majorly.

NobodysLover 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:04

now u kno how she would have felt

deaththekid_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:04

what i would like to know is what kind of position was that

Carnivaldead 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:16

You bring a whole new meaning to the words numb nuts.

crazybe3bshot31 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:39

lmfao.. wow that was a retard move.. and wat position could u really be in where thoes two things would be that hard to tell apart!!!

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