By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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darkmis1 17

That sux! Maybe next time you should be on top ;-)

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SystemicThought 0

I did that last Tuesday. It was definitely a boner-killer. The palm caught the butt but the finger tips hit me.

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waitenr 0

I have totally done that before!!!! omfg it sucks! Im surprised i kept a boner!

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ZuRG_fml 7

This happened to me once. Position was cowgirl. sucked majorly.

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deaththekid_fml 0

what i would like to know is what kind of position was that

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Carnivaldead 0

You bring a whole new meaning to the words numb nuts.

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crazybe3bshot31 0

lmfao.. wow that was a retard move.. and wat position could u really be in where thoes two things would be that hard to tell apart!!!

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