Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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STN_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:16

omg hahaahaaa

Steve4Michael2 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:18

wow dude.u must have massive balls or she has a tiny ass if you missed.lmao

Memories_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:15

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Either one of those would be nasty.

Scotticus117 11

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:23

doggy style maybe, complete miss which is FAIL, YDI!

aback 4

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:40

Trying to take yourself out of the gene pool there, bud?

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:44

I wish he was.

peace_love_ski 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:43

thats so degrading.

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:43

LOL. Nice.

henrywfstone 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:46

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clappy5 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:49

ahahahahaha

fili450r 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:49

she is on top, facing you...your in mid/ full thrust...and he tries to smack but brings his hand between his leg...maybe??

ledandelion 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:51

It's totalllyyy possible. He said things were getting hot, so they were probably going pretty fast. She's on top, leaning forward, and he reaches around her. If they were moving quickly, it was probably pretty difficult to wrap his arm around and aim perfectly. He must have just flung his hand forward, and accidentally hit the wrong target.

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