By eeewww - 21/11/2018 03:13

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
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RichardPencil 30

A true gentleman yells, “Fire in the hole” just before the moment of truth. Chivalry is dead.

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onceuponatime456 16

Having sex? You mean you were GIVING your boyfriend a ******* and he came in your nose!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That doesn't actually make sense either because if the dick was in her mouth for a ******* than how did he ejaculate up her nose in a way that caused her to snort it up and choke cough it into her mouth. If he had come unexpectedly during a ******* it seems more likely that she would have choked causing her to spray cum from her nose. Basically the OP is going to have to come back and explain how exactly this was accomplished because the only two options I have managed to come up with are 1. He was having tit sex with her and came during an upward thrust towards her face or 2. He was dick slapping her in the face and unexpectedly came by her nose. Also, Oral Sex is still sex. Also, Also, many many couples do oral sex during intercourse. It's not just a **** thing for occasional pauses from thrusting happen to allow a little sucking action before returning to thrusting. So this could have happened while they were having sex but during a point where it was oral sex not intercourse.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

I guess it's not just spit or swallow - - apparently you can snort too.

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EmDizzle2007 28

that's actually kinda cool

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VQueen90s 3

Hi, I'm the OP. I've created an account just now so I can comment on this. It's awesome and funny that this got published. Some clarification is def required, for some reason FML edited my post, in my original post I mentioned that my boyfriend went to 'finish' on my face after having sex, but they took that part out :/ , guess it was too kinky haha. Anyway he got on top of me, I had my head a bit back and was waiting for him. When he came, my head must've been at a good angle and he must've been close because the first shot went straight up my nose! It was a weird sensation, and I didn't have time to comprehend it before I snorted it by mistake. My nasal passage was stinging and I nearly felt sick after coughing it up. Before anyone asks, my boyfriend didn't do it on purpose lol, he was just as shocked as I was, however he couldn't stop laughing afterwards, and I wouldn't be surprised if he had bragged to his friends about it, I admit it was a good shot haha. Glad to see there was another person in the comments that's experienced it so I'm not alone lol, as for a party trick, don't know if that would make me popular or just scare people off, depends on the party I guess haha. Anyway hope you guys had a good laugh, and sorry if anyone got grossed out by any of the details :P

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whyisitincapital 25

Not gonna lie, your FML nearly made me throw up, but still hilarious as well haha.

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Doug Ggg 3

If you are having the kind of sex that this can happen, how is this a fml. Normal sex does not finish in nose btw

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whyisitincapital 25

Did you not take the chance to read the OP's comment? They explained it in good detail.

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Gofuckyourself 24

That's quite the talent 😏

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