By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Cinn_fml 22

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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DocBastard 38

Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.

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Thale_fml 8

A boy can never beat a vibrator when it comes to shaking/vibrating. Never. Oh and OP; your bf sounds like a funny guy. If you don't want him because he makes jokes in bed, I feel sorry for you. Very, very sorry.

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KyleIsSoFine 0

I LOVE your boyfriend :D

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haileybyrd 4

HAHA! Sex and humor. My kind of man!!

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memyselfandi_fml 0

have sex with him while he's sitting on top of the washing machine. He'll turn into a human vibrator ;) or at least that's what i've heard. I've yet to experience this myself haha

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brownlace 0

roflmao that's impossible but sooooo funny

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babez11 0

a guy will never live up to the standards of the GODLY VIBRATOR!!!!!

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persephone13 0

OMG. SO funny. Your poor boyfriend! Is this really an FYL?

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