Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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xxjoexx 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:07

Chill out haters his sister might be hotter than his GF.

frankleone 0

Friday 8 May 2009 6:39

that's funny

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 8 May 2009 8:58

wtfffff, lol gross

washa_fml 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 8:31

dump him. he's bangin' his sister.

her313 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:00

yeaah i agree with #207 ! id be tootttallly freaked out. hes fukinn his sister.. incestttt!

Samera_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:51

I really want to agree with #5. Otherwise, I strongly hope that that boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend.

sarahface55 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:55

grossss.

NIC_R00LZ 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:59

LOLZ! ew! i highly doubt that he doesn't know any other brittany's.

Zaggytiddies 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:37

If he was not thinking about his sister but instead brittney spears then he's still ****** up.

OHMAHGAHH 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:10

SICK.

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