Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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SpeedyBurd34 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:23

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth lol!!! I just hope he was talking about someone else!!

Azaan_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 15:03

HAHAHAHAHA sister sex

Alumnus_Vitae 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:30

That was probably an innocent accident, FHL.

brad94 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:06

This is obv fake u don't shout things when orgasming. Attention *****

DingusLvl5 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:22

YDI for hooking up with this lame guy. Brittany!!!

judioboy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 8:41

What the ****!!!!!!!! Was he from Alabama?

DigChrono 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:39

christ, Id leave him, don't wanna date someone who f*cks his sister!

maddi47 1

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:02

That is effin hilarious! But EEWWW

cmac86 23

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:45

Ewww. But ydi for having sex with your bf before marriage.

Rebey 6

Sunday 30 November 2014 21:48

Really? Are you serious?

slashstalker 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:27

Wow...FYL indeed

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