Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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taquito6 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:26

so mess up... grooosss

Steph1234_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:47

Wow.....Im not sure what to say about that one.....

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:17

Did you continue? Oh my. That's super awkward. xD Did he realize he made a mistake? Oh wow.

paulnc24 1

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:29

OMG thats so funny! although where i come from that not called incest!! (Arkansas)

WindStoner 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:44

Unite the hillbillies!

FlatBaby 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:26

Oh, gosh! Maybe he was just so confused and used to his sister that he accidently screamed her name XD

teh_unicorn_king 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:00

I just think that he likes his sister :D

brittbrittT 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:19

okay so your boyfriend is secretly turned on by his sister and he accidently expressed it while you were having sex... haha how do you feel?

fmylife529 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:41

You've got a f***ed up boyfriend.

x_chelsea_x 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:49

he probably has sex with his siter maybe?

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