Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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NewYork10711 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:02

Hahaha! Wow! Thats so ****** up!

itak365 4

Monday 18 May 2009 4:00

Awkward pause....

crazieeli 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 0:43

incest much?

smileyface_26 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:36

oh my... that's certainly.. ew O_O

Billy_Coen 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:22

gee, don't you just feel the love? (sarcasm) That boy must be really messed up in the head if he was refering to his sister... -Billy

TheSilentRaver 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:56

Your boyfriend reminds me of myself.. This is something I would do.

surprise_101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:01

45!! Ahahahaha!! But seriously, that's disturbing if it was his sister, but it might not have been his sister

byte_me 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:30

i know her she's hot

lucky11_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:48

a little disturbing? err yah!

Smelly_Douche 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:51

he had to have been talking about a different brittany; cuz if he wasnt... yeah, thats pretty gross

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