Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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NuN_wIt_A_gUn 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 14:25

like #355 said, its probably not his sister, since there are a bunch of ppl named brittany but thats still just ****** up...so im sorry about that...fyl, n also, to all the ppl that are saying incest is cool or trying to make it sound like its good or better than ******* somebody else, just stop cause that doesnt change the fact that its ****** up n is just not right, and its just really stupid/annoying.

FuckUpXNote 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:16

REDNECK?

Joeboy777 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:03

LOl He's like "Im fukking my sister!" XD

iBeJess 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:48

You should give his sister some incest repellent ;)

sickboy_fml 0

Monday 7 September 2009 3:15

XD thats hilarious

horseXtreme 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:20

that's sad.

samoyed16 0

Monday 7 September 2009 6:37

Gross.... INCESTTTTTTTT is NOT cool man. Im sorry that happened to you. :P

eeaki 0

Monday 7 September 2009 10:55

wow, he can make a new cleopatra with his sister

FMLalways1234 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:38

wow thats not disturbing at all......PERV

emiundead 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:50

Dude thats Sad... Im sorry..but i would dump his incest ass. c.c

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