Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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SpasticTurnip 4

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:28

Incest much ?

laysstax 0

Friday 17 July 2009 8:21

Uh, WOW.

Forrest_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 17:43

At least he was ******* you, using her name. He could have been ******* her, using your name

khxx11 1

Saturday 18 July 2009 21:51

well brittany is a really commmon name..

shotymekirk 0

Monday 20 July 2009 9:06

what the...? awkward. why would he call his own sister's name while having sex with his girlfriend? unless there's another brittany in his life. sorry

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:02

oh god incest is sooo hot.

yumpinyiminy 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:15

Oh, eew.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:36

I wonder if the bf is the guy who posted bout his sister getting off with his electric toothbrush?

Clark3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:17

Sick. Your life is ******.

VertigoF8 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:14

Kinda sad. I knew a girl who was in love with her brother. They were perfect for each other, just some DNA got in the way...it wasn't her fault she was in love with her brother either. Feelings aren't logical. That being said, there are a lot of Brittanies in the world...

dalsegno 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:07

yeah I never really understood what was so "wrong" about incest . . . but FYL for him screaming the wrong name

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