Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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aidsgiver247 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:04

would you rather have sex with a fat aidsridden sketzoid (the poster of this fml!).....or a hawt tight pussy of some jailbait! (the sister!)

limetree222 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:12

dont worry, its probably not his sister, there are plenty of other girls named brittany. however, he didnt say your name so... fyl

Alie22 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:21

He probably wasn't talking about his sister. maybe Brittany Spears?

JCaren_ 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:53

At least it's not YOUR sister's name.

blehbleh18 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:06

is he from tassie. lol

Than_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 22:59

did you ask him?

AkuRoku 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 2:57

Incest FTW!

mightydouche 0

Friday 28 August 2009 4:45

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww WTF fyl

BlazerBot 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:43

Maybe hes from the dirty south.

Fetus_ink 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:37

I'd probably would rather **** my sister than you too. He made a better decision the first time.

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