Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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Dubstep_fml 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:22

could have just slipped up his words.

artsyfarsty 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:34

My name is Brittany, I would like, throw up if I even thought about my little brother in that way... O.O I am just glad this is on the other side of the US, whew, another Brittany is safe. One down, a lot more to go. Let's do a thorough check of every single person with this exact name in Pennsylvania, then go from there.

herpderp 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 5:50

fapfapfapfap

marquisrs 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 18:49

im from Pennsylvania maybe u look like his sister...or sound like her when u moan

LoveDemon 19

Tuesday 20 October 2009 15:57

now this .... is Interesting ... :D

brianjman14 22

Monday 26 October 2009 21:49

nigga that's nasty

abbylolz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 17:18

Fail

musicislife1995_fml 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:10

his sister? whoa

LGshorty 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:56

haha wat a freak

iFruit 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:53

Aha wowww. If you tell his sister, the next family dinner is going to be awkward. Unless she likes that...? Then it's WINCEST, bbbiiiaaatttccchhh!

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