Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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JOLiiE_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 23:57

OH Snap! hopefully its Britney Spears... or maybe an ex? :S

Salann_FML 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:00

I think that is the most desgusting thing i've ever heard. ... even finding your sibling attractive is ****** but really, thinking about them in an ******. thats messed up. i hope you dump his ass, the little creep.

milliebee 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:15

eeeewwww!!! screw that sick-o!!!!

Rojiblanco21 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:20

That's ******* insane!!

aquagirl212 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:11

hahahahahahahahaha BEATIFUL discustingly beautiful mabye he knows someone thats named britnay lol try to talk to him and wat did he say after

xxRedxRosexx 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:10

OH... that sucks... wat a sick guy

TrevorMTopham 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:24

Your Boyfriends is smooooooooooth

hottie890 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:27

man thats so gross like why would he say his sisters namee likee thats one of the grosses storiess iv ever hear (BARF)

Thutboy 12

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:31

imcest must be popular nowadays

IfyL 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:14

lol # 7 and ewe

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