By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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KiwiGrimm 0

dump him. that is ****** gross

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playfuldesk 0

Yeah he knows someone else named Brittany. Probbaly his cousin

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AnG_eLa96 0

well maybe he had a gf named brittney..

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Macadamia_fml 0

INcest is WINcest! hahaha, I had to say that, but seriously now, that's... disturbing lol

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LMAO58 0

He is such a cradle robber!!! man that is just sick

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markrrrrr 0

ololololololol. You should definitely dump him.

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VertigoF8 2

Can anyone tell me why incest is "soo wrong"? Like, I get it, brother and sister, not exactly optimal partners. But am I supposed to feel a built-in degree of disgust when I read this, or am I supposed to pretend like I'm offended by this? Does everyone just say it's disgusting because people have told them it is? Or is it just that they don't want to be associated with a taboo?

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redbluegreen 40

It's disgusting because not only is it morally wrong, but it also ***** with the DNA of their children, which can cause birth defects. It can also be linked with kinds of abuse.

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