By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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jm88 0

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

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live1laugh2love3 0

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wow

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scateice 0

funny...rlly PHunny (hehe)...(heh)

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MGW501 2

Don't forget to hi-5 yourself too........your girlfriend will really believe you when you tell her how much you're into her, (and not yourself). Next time - add some commentary on how well you're performnig - speak in the third person. Include random thoughts going through your head!

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nwoodh 0

This was the funniest thing I've read/seen/heard all day..until I saw #11. Thats so awesome. What a genius move. And to all the Japanese "L" sound/"R" sound arguers... does it really matter which of you are right if the girl fell for it? No. It doesn't. It makes #11 Pro, and makes you Fail for arguing about it on FML. Soo...STFU? #11=My Hero.

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