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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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jm88 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:18

Reminds me of a time when I accidently called an Ellen Erin.. I continued to speak in a stereotypical japanese accent for the rest of the day off and on to cover *that* one up.. "herro errin".

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 20:12

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aslkjd_what 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:01

hahahaha smooth... this made my day

Blondie87 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:03

That's hilarious!!

rainbowvomitwhat 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:06

mad props to 76! :D

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 1:16

There are some Japanese people who tend to use the 'L' sound but most use 'R'. The Japanese language actually does not have an 'L' in it; any foreign words using it have it changed to 'R', since the proper pronunciation is somewhere between the two. So "Link" is written and often pronounced "Rink", but you may run into the occasional person who does it the other way around.