By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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maskedman 9

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

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tweetbaby14 18

sooooo what you're saying is you suck and not in a good way

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flyhightothesky 0

just to say. when u **** them hard enough. they will fall asleep after cuz it wears them out.... either that or u must really be boring. pretty sad I must say

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italianbabii_fml 0

ouch that sucks bad

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crazykidd011_fml 0

she was faking her moans the whole time. sorry budd..

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Sekococo 0

cliter_dick i see a great relationship between us lol cliter_dick wasnt as bad as period_cup *shudders*

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cliter_dick 2

haha how old are you and r u a boy or a girl?

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mongeealx 0

That usually happens when it was really good and you are both done. YIKES just kill yourself now!

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cliter_dick 2

when I do myself I usually take a long nap afterward!!!

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