By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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maskedman 9

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

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mandy248 0

wow. u must fail at life. or maybe she was really tired?

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Csar 0

Lol. She was faking. You are a n00b at sex. Lol.

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Floyd4Ever 0

This is the only downside to Roofies, otherwise everyone would use them...

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evanine9 0

wow I hope you took advantage of that!! lmfao

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Hoarebag 0

Should have done what you wanted then and there! No answer isn't necessarily 'no' ;)

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shawna3839 4

Lmfao!! After 3 hours of crying this made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe

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awesomeboii 0

That's the time so be a creep and get all freaky. xD

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dudeman1212 22

Today, I got home from a long day at work and my boyfriend and I had passionate sex. It was ok, but I moaned nicely so he felt good. Halfway through, I was so tired from work I started to fall asleep. I did. He still wont talk to me. FML

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