Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good...

By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By Isuckreallybad - 06/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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maskedman 9

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:55

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

shananigans 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:55

...Did you finish anyway?

Comments

audi00 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 13:19

ya u suck then that will never happen to me

cheerleader_hna 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:49

alrighty ; i personally think that you need too do something more too keep her entertained ; like try something she is not used too ! you know ? apparently your boring ( i mean this in the nicest way possible ) . so ; like i said learn new things and keep her interested ; then , nothing can go wrong (: .

myguitar222 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:33

i thot that was a good thing

cliter_dick 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:28

dudes I found a dildoo!!!!! and it hurts ad feeelllss soooooooooooo hoops at the same time.... esspessicaallllyyy when I rub my ********!!! ahhhhhhhh

mags_mae2010 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:29

you put her to bed alright :)

XxHardcorexFMLxX 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:45

u suck

ladiesworld23 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 20:51

This site is full with a bunch double standard assholes.The same situation happen,but OP was a woman with her boyfriend and everyone call her bitch.more people press the Ydi button, but when its a guy its awwwwwww poor fella.

Paris_LovezYhu 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:59

that doesn't mean u were bad at it it couldve of been she it tired quickly that's what it does sometimes ;] good luck next time

SaturnE_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:34

I doubt he's upset she fell asleep because he feels inadequate... He just didn't want to do all the work. You might just take too long to cum, OP, and she rode her cloud (thus the moaning) to sandman land. I mean, she _could_ have been faking and fell asleep from the boredom of it, but then FYL for having a GF who doesn't know what gets her off.