By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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maskedman 9

just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.

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HunniHeart 4

She was probably faking it for a while and got tired of it eventually lol.

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jms11214 0

Deuteronomy 6:32 says 32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

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thedivinecomeD 0

I don't see this as a bad thing... BTW, is it rape if she doesn't know EXACTLY what your doing, but she does know that you started having sex...because then...;)

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Wasted_Elmo 6

think you should watch more **** and learn from the pro's that way you can keep her awake by tossing her around in bed with every move or try hitting some karmasutra books that way she can sleep more comfy and u get ur nut off

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tia73 0

don't you know you gotta switch it up a bit? move her legs above your shoulders, that'll wake her ass up. go niiseee and rough if she starts gettin quiet, and if she complains stop and say "no sleepers in this animal bed!!"

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tia73 0

it depends on his size Hun, either way though, after a few thrusts or 5 minutes it'll stop hurting. (my mans a magnum, so whenever wedont do it for even like 2 days it hurts but it gradually goes away) it will always vary, however, and the experience may never be describable. most o can say for ya is it's damnnnnn good feelin right there.

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cliter_dick 2

yes I do... why? ohh because my name is cliter_dick yah hahaha that's where I got it!! :). going shopping with my mom " " can u imagine like little kids texting that to eachother??? I'm going to hell...,, yah I f-ing love that video!!!

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