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By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

I laughed so hard when I read this. YDI.

coballan55 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:07

is she hot?

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MJbigfan95 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:34

smh

sk8erd 15

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:34

Dude.. just pay a hooker

varkey 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:34

that's ******* nasty, YDI

lmaodudefml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:08

...................retard

truthinlies 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:10

okay let me rephrase for the slower people go outside and do something instead of jerking off

marie12bebe 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:13

dude just stick to masterbating

meeba 2

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:20

how is this an FML? you chose to do it with a sock

CLaplume 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:26

Funniest one I've read today... YLS

bob4tehwin 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:30

um, what?

ShellyBelly95 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:54

Fake...?

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