By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
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musicislife1613 0

what the ****? lmao. I feel bad for the sock puppet.

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rattusrattus 18

Kinky. The mental image comes complete with googly eyes and yarn hair.

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truthinlies 1

then stop screwing your sock and go get a pair of skis

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jcap113 4

so u put a sock on ur penis nd then jacked it...interesting....ps ydi

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sephoraprincess 7

dude that's not right

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juggaletteninja 0

is she like the kermit the frog sock puppets we used to make in second grade?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That is seriously disturbing and pathetic. You're having sex with a sock puppet? I don't think a kid hitting puberty would find that appealing. That's just...YDI

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lizzieislovely 11

It's definatly worse that you consider a sock puppet your girlfriend than the part where you actually NEED a sock puppet because you don't have a girlfriend... Oh dear, oh dear OP...

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pradagirl123 0

why would you post this for everyone to see??? this will not get you a real girlfriend...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Considering no one really knows who OP is, I think they're pretty safe.

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