By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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G0v3nat0r 7

That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"

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NailQueen2 7

Most guys like YOU (the girl) to say his name.

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rebelliousshroom 12

What? Why on earth would that be? Anyway, I think the whole thing about saying your partner's name during sex, whatever your gender, is weird. It would never occur to me to do that. What an extremely awkward thing to do!

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Calyx_fml 21

I forgot my wife's name for a minute when we were having sex. It was bizarre.

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RedPillSucks 31

OP: Say my name, scream my name..... BF: Erm..... Erm..... Baby, the sex is so mind blowing that I lost the part of my brain with your name in it.

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2Siccckkkkkey 2

HAHHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAAH!! Atleast u got some

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rebelliousshroom 12

Wait what... You've been in love with him for years, and 1. You haven't made a move before, and 2. Your game to make him fall in love with you is to sleep with him, before you've talked enough for him to catch your name? I don't know where to begin, this is so fail. YDI

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kitsune3 20

Wow, ignorant much? Try using your head, dipstick. Ever stop to think maybe she HAS talked to him, but there's a legit reason he forgot? And why should she make a move right away? People aren't always that bold, and if you are, I can only assume you're the kind of person who thinks sex is the only thing that matters.

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dansco 24

Well I'm guessing he hasn't been in love with you, at all and probably would've dumped you soon after sex anyway...

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CarouselHeart 11

YDI for screwing a guy who doesn't even know your name. Do you just have no sense of self-worth or what?

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itooamscrewed 10

Well, God only gave men enough blood to think with one head. I think any guy would have a panic moment, especially depending on how into sex he is at that instant. At least, I hope that's the case, and not the alternative, which is that you had sex with a guy who doesn't give a crap about you.

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