By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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G0v3nat0r 7

That us when he is supposed to ask "how do you spell that again?"

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williamcarter93 13

I don't think you're in love, maybe you have a big crush and he just wants sex...

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cheerjasmin 2

Wow, you should probs try and fix that,sad day

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howrudoin 11

If i was the guy i wulda been like "you naughty girl" or "ohh u nasty dirty *****" no? Thats not the name you wanted me to call you babe? Lol

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annihil8or 15

He shoulda started saying the song lol: "say my name, say my name, when no one is around you just say baby I love you..."

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MsBHaven 8

Due to being one of those saddos that usually ends up scrolling through the entire comment list (after all the comments are usually the funniest part!) ..I've seen this tune crop up approximately 5 times already.. not original! ..Just saying :P

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why are you having sex with someone who doesn't know your name? It's not that hard to memorize someone's name. So either it's way too early to be having sex with this guy, he's a total player and doesn't give two ***** about you, or you fall into bed with guys too easily. YDI

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StikkiLou 0

...There are a million sexier things to say than "say my name"...

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rightspark 7

Relax you laid. Now go crush on someone else and make sure you call him by his name so he can call you back by your name:)

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