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What a lousy tip!
nothing says don't kick me out like a chode in a box <-----life lession #1
How, exactly, would that help?
why, so he could be exiled?
Don't worry dude, she's 75. By this time next week she won't even remember who you are. Thats when you push her down the stairs. Checkmate bitch.
Appeal the eviction. It'll at least buy you some time to find a new place.
You totally deserved it. You, knowing you were on the brink of eviction, were trying to be a kiss-ass to try and stave it off. It didn't work. Pack your begs, loser.
There's something that you convieniently left out here. Why are you getting evicted? YDI if there's a valid reason. Sorry but "I helped her with her groceries" won't work if you haven't paid your rent in three months.
Oh aren't you so great, carrying a few bags up some stairs? Doesn't sound like a rent payment to me. YDI.
Rip it up, then burn the pieces. Say you never got proper notice, since she's elderly, people will believe you
Well, carrying in her groceries does not equal rent. Oh ****, you were being a decent person! Better get paid. :/
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There's something that you convieniently left out here. Why are you getting evicted? YDI if there's a valid reason. Sorry but "I helped her with her groceries" won't work if you haven't paid your rent in three months.
You should have slept with her.