I don't know where you live, but in many states, that money will be put into a trust for YOU until you turn 18. It will be in your name, and no one will be allowed to touch it until then. But like I said, I believe it depends on the state in which you live.

please to be encouraging that trip? we need the money here in good ol' slots vegas. :DD

They hired the hit on you and you where not supose to live. This is because they put a life insurance policy on your ass. So they figure it is the least you could do for them.

wow thats fcked up

Every birthday and Christmas, and whatever other gift-giving holidays there are out there, you can just remind them of Vegas. By the time they're dead, I'll be you will have actually *saved* money this way.

Uh, isn't that YOUR money?

So, #79, if you had a child, your would use their getting hit by a truck as an opportunity to go to vegas and not feel morally compromised by doing so? That's ****** up, and I, also, want you never to have kids.

you know what you should do? throw a huge huge huge huge party while there gone. better yet throw like 6.

epic parenting fail

Look at the bright side maybe you will get a new brother/sister.