Kids: Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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Slash11564a 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:38

He was trying to get to second three base quicker

ibebrandy 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:02

Wise one you've got their...

BabyGirl2411 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:24

My 3 year old cousin has done that to me, I know how you feel :/

wildone123 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 22:25

Can I see ur boobs

heyheysmile 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 3:47

Learning from a young age that's always a good sign

charlielara 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:46

my little sister does exactly the same thing, she also put stuff in the middle of them and calls it her extra pocket so I feel your pain I really do

themaddoctor 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 17:18

You should deffanitly make one of your friends hold your brother in public when feeling down haha

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 19 February 2012 17:44

Boys will be boys

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:44

You mean tyga?

theoutlaw121 8

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:09

Indeed....

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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But he's only 5

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