Kids: Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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zeep92 18

Friday 17 February 2012 2:51

My bf grabs my boobs in public ALL THE TIME. He thinks it's hilarious.

laaame 0

Friday 17 February 2012 2:55

Haha even I think that's hilarious! Kids are awesome!

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 17 February 2012 4:17

Thank you! =P

JaysFanStu 3

Friday 17 February 2012 3:00

Um, it is hilarious.

Devin91 20

Friday 17 February 2012 3:13

Boobs

bs321 2

Friday 17 February 2012 3:20

yea he DEFINITELY learned that from sum1 lol

yummy_richkid 3

Friday 17 February 2012 3:29

I concur.

chels1994 11

Friday 17 February 2012 3:42

Gotta love boobs

silentblack 0

Friday 17 February 2012 3:42

Quick learner.

Donniehw 5

Friday 17 February 2012 3:59

If your hot then me you and your bro should chill sometime :D

FR05TY 9

Friday 17 February 2012 8:38

The picture is terrible there is no detail

atldude28 7

Friday 17 February 2012 4:05

Mmmmmmmmm boobs

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Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

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But he's only 5

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